1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,918 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,749 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,883 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,103 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,586 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,766 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:31,118 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:33,642 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,513 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,256 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,868 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,653 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,047 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,528 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,443 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,881 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,968 --> 00:01:00,886 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,065 [ ROARING ] 23 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,416 Recondo: THE SAVAGERY OF THE JUNGLE 24 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,679 MIXED WITH THE EXCITEMENT OF THE CITY. 25 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:13,421 WHERE ELSE BUT INDIA? 26 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,988 Scarlett: TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SOME SIGHTSEEING, 27 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,426 BUT WE'VE GOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH DR. SHAKUR. 28 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,036 YOU GOT TO ADMIRE SHAKUR. 29 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,820 IT ISN'T EVERY MAN WHO'D PASS UP 30 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,214 THE MILLIONS COBRA OFFERED FOR HIS INVENTIONS. 31 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,956 I THINK I SEE THE MAN WE'RE HERE TO MEET, 32 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,480 RED UMBRELLA AND ALL. 33 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,961 Duke: DOES THAT UMBRELLA PROTECT YOU FROM THE SUN? 34 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:36,139 IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD, THE SUN STINGS, LIKE A SNAKE. 35 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,445 OR A COBRA. 36 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,577 FIRST SERGEANT HAUSER, G.I. JOE. 37 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,579 MY FRIENDS CALL ME DUKE. 38 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,190 RECONDO AT YOUR SERVICE, DOCTOR. 39 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,191 SCARLETT. 40 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,583 ROCK 'N ROLL. HIYA. 41 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,194 I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOUR EXPERIMENTS 42 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:50,501 TO HARNESS THE POWER OF MOLTEN LAVA WITH THE VULCAN MACHINE. 43 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:51,981 I'M IMPRESSED, DOCTOR. 44 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:55,289 THANK YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, SO IS COBRA. 45 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,596 IT WOULD BE A GREAT DISASTER IF MY WORK FELL INTO THEIR HANDS. 46 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:01,991 THEN WE'LL TAKE YOU WHERE THOSE SNAKES CAN'T FIND YOU. 47 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:15,222 WELL, ZARTAN, HAVE YOU LOCATED DR. SHAKUR YET? 48 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,834 YES, BUT SO HAS G.I. JOE. 49 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,489 NOT TO WORRY, THOUGH, COMMANDER. 50 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:25,145 I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE WAITING FOR THEM. 51 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:28,017 EXCELLENT. PROCEED AT ONCE. 52 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:34,893 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 53 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,025 Duke: IT'S A TRAP! 54 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,070 SCARLETT, GET THE DOC TO SAFETY! 55 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,986 YO-O-O, JOE! 56 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,608 IN THERE! 57 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,175 UGH! 58 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:59,048 WE'VE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR. 59 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,789 COBRA! 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,880 SCARLETT! 61 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:07,883 SCARLETT? 62 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,407 [ GROANING ] 63 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:11,582 WHERE'S THE DOC? 64 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,454 COBRA'S GOT HIM. 65 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,020 AND THEY'RE HEADIN' FOR THE RIVER. 66 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:21,288 COME ON! WE'LL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME. 67 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,378 THIS ALLEY! IT'S A SHORT CUT! 68 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,857 THANKS, FRIEND. 69 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:29,252 DON'T MENTION IT...FRIEND. 70 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,602 UH-OH. 71 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,256 COBRA HISS TANKS. 72 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,085 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 73 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,218 ALL TOO EASY. 74 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,307 THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN, JOES! 75 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:41,569 Duke: ZARTAN! 76 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,876 HEY, AND DON'T FORGET US! 77 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,580 WAY TO GO, SNAKE EYES. 78 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,147 GET THEM, YOU WITLESS OAFS! 79 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,891 BLAST THEM! 80 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,504 HIT THE DIRT! 81 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,027 -OH, NO! -OH, NO! 82 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,294 FIRE! GET THEM! 83 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:19,215 OUT OF SIGHT! LET'S CLEAN 'EM UP! 84 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:23,001 Duke: THEY CAN WAIT. WE'VE GOT TO RESCUE SHAKUR! 85 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:27,179 GET UP AND FIGHT, YOU FOOLS! 86 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,139 WE CAN'T MOVE, ZARTAN! 87 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,622 HURRY, THE JOES ARE COMING! 88 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,624 COBRA! 89 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,587 THEY GOT AWAY. 90 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,111 THOSE SNAKES MUST HAVE A BASE NEARBY. 91 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,505 -BUT WHERE? -I THINK I KNOW. 92 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,682 COME ON. I'LL EXPLAIN IT IN THE APC. 93 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:54,337 WHILE, TRAVELING THROUGH THE NORTHERN JUNGLES, 94 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:58,036 I'VE HEARD THE NATIVES TELL OF A MYSTERIOUS SNAKE CULT 95 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:01,649 THAT'S TAKEN OVER AN ANCIENT TEMPLE ON THE RIVER HERE. 96 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:04,521 I'D BET MY BUSH HAT THAT'S WHERE COBRA'S HOLED UP. 97 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:05,696 WHAT'S THE BEST WAY IN? 98 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,263 ON FOOT, IT'S THREE DAYS 99 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,221 THROUGH THE MOST DANGEROUS JUNGLE IN INDIA. 100 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,181 IT'S HOT, SNAKE-INFESTED, AND WILD. 101 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,836 SO WE'D BETTER GO IN BY AIR. 102 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:16,098 [ ROARS ] 103 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,405 [ HISSES ] 104 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,058 Scarlett: I'VE PICKED UP A CODED MESSAGE. 105 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:22,800 HOME IN ON THE SIGNAL. IT'LL LEAD US STRAIGHT TO COBRA. 106 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,542 WILD BILL, YOU AND RIP CORD FOLLOW US. 107 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,370 YOU GOT IT, LEADER MAN. 108 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:30,460 YO-O-O, JOE! 109 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:37,032 WELCOME, DR. SHAKUR. 110 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:41,428 I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR SOMEWHAT DEMANDING HOSPITALITY, 111 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:44,300 BUT I'VE SO LONG WANTED TO MEET YOU. 112 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,388 WHO ARE YOU? 113 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:48,260 I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF COBRA. 114 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,480 YOU MAY BOW, IF YOU WISH. 115 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:53,483 THE DOCTOR NEEDS A LESSON IN MANNERS. 116 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,571 [ GRUNTS ] 117 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,965 Cobra Commander: RELEASE HIM, ZARTAN. 118 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,490 THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT OUR NEW ALLY. 119 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,013 I'LL NEVER WORK FOR YOU. 120 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,885 I... 121 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,974 [ LAUGHS ] 122 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,498 HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER. 123 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:12,197 HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER. 124 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:15,331 YOU'RE A FAST LEARNER, DR. SHAKUR. 125 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,028 I LIKE THAT. 126 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:20,118 [ BEEPING ] 127 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,207 COBRA COMMANDER, OUR SCANNERS SHOW 128 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:25,776 THREE G.I. JOE DRAGONFLIES MOVING TOWARD THIS AREA. 129 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,169 PREDICTABLE. 130 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:30,520 PREPARE TO GREET THEM...WARMLY. 131 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,177 [ ALARM BLARING ] 132 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,483 I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING. 133 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,572 COBRA FANGS! THEY'RE COMING IN FAST. 134 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,965 WILD BILL, DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 135 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,881 ROGER. THERE'S FIVE OF THOSE VARMINTS OUT THERE. 136 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,317 LET'S TAKE THEM! 137 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,407 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 138 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,365 Wild Bill: YO, JOE! 139 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,672 YAHOO! 140 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,519 DUKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 141 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:15,086 YEAH, THANKS TO YOUR SHARPSHOOTING, SCARLETT. 142 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,306 YO, JOE! 143 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,789 UH-OH. REINFORCEMENTS. 144 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,747 THEY'RE TRYING TO BOX US IN. 145 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,662 SPLIT UP AND RETURN TO BASE! 146 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,229 Wild Bill: I COPY, DUKE. 147 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:30,145 BUT I SURE HOPE YOU'RE BOOKIN' US FOR A RETURN ENGAGEMENT. 148 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:33,844 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 149 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,367 WE'RE HIT! 150 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,108 DUKE! 151 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,246 DUKE, CAN YOU READ ME? 152 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,900 DUKE! 153 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,559 CAN'T CONTROL IT! 154 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,057 Cobra Commander: GLORIOUS! 155 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:16,278 SIMPLY GLORIOUS! 156 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:19,455 THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT CRASH. 157 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,675 PERHAPS. 158 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:25,026 THE DOCTOR SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED. 159 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:28,246 HE'S BECOME SO COOPERATIVE. 160 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,597 EXCELLENT. 161 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:47,962 HERE ARE THE COMPONENTS YOU REQUESTED, DOCTOR. 162 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,225 MY TROOPS ARE READY TO ASSIST YOU 163 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,575 IN BUILDING THE VULCAN MACHINE. 164 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:56,579 AND WHAT'S THIS VULCAN MACHINE SUPPOSED TO DO? 165 00:08:56,666 --> 00:09:01,105 IF ANY COUNTRY IS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RESIST COBRA, 166 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,412 THE VULCAN MACHINE WILL UNLEASH 167 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:06,807 A TORRENT OF BOILING LAVA FROM THE EARTH'S CORE, 168 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:11,246 REDUCING ITS LARGEST CITY TO CHARRED RUINS. 169 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,380 AND NOW, MY DEAR DOCTOR, TO WORK. 170 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:20,647 WE MUSTN'T KEEP THE WORLD WAITING FOR MY ULTIMATUM. 171 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:24,172 A-AS YOU WISH, COBRA COMMANDER. 172 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,321 [ GROANS ] 173 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,367 HOW ARE YOU DOING, ROCK 'N ROLL? 174 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:47,195 OKAY, I GUESS. 175 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,284 I FEEL LIKE I JUST TOOK A TIDAL WAVE 176 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:51,286 WITHOUT MY SURFBOARD. 177 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,246 SNAKE EYES?! SCARLETT?! 178 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,900 WE'RE HERE, DUKE. WHERE'S RECONDO? 179 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,728 Recondo: RIGHT WHERE I SHOULD BE -- 180 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,861 CUTTIN' A PATH TO GET US OUT OF THIS JUNGLE. 181 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,776 Duke: WHAT'S OUR POSITION? 182 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,429 WELL, IF WE HEAD DUE NORTH, 183 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,345 WE'LL REACH THE COBRA BASE IN 24 HOURS. 184 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,739 24 HOURS? THROUGH THAT? 185 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,741 JUST STAY TOGETHER AND FOLLOW ME. 186 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,614 IT'LL BE LIKE A WALK THROUGH THE PARK. 187 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,755 IT LOOKS LIKE THE FANGS 188 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,975 DID NOT COMPLETE THEIR MISSION, COMMANDER. 189 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:31,805 YES, AND I ANTICIPATED THAT POSSIBILITY. 190 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:36,810 MY JUNGLE TRAPS WILL MAKE THEIR JOURNEY QUITE INTERESTING. 191 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,160 Rock 'N Roll: IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER VINE AGAIN, 192 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,596 IT'LL BE TOO SOON. 193 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,990 THE JUNGLE'S NOT SO BAD, ROCK 'N ROLL. 194 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:47,385 YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DEAL [GRUNTS] WITH IT. 195 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,214 NOW WHAT? I'M CAUGHT ON SOMETHING. 196 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,260 NO, DON'T! 197 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,916 HEY, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 198 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,092 ROCK 'N ROLL, WATCH OUT! HUH? 199 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,486 WHOA! 200 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,880 [ GRUNTING ] 201 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:13,673 THREE GUESSES WHO LEFT THAT LITTLE SURPRISE. 202 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,719 THIS WHOLE AREA IS FILLED WITH COBRA TRAPS. 203 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,419 -A RHINO? -FAR OUT. 204 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,638 AAH! 205 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,991 I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT IT'S EITHER US OR THAT BEAST. 206 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,384 ROCK 'N ROLL... 207 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,126 NO! WAIT! THERE'S ANOTHER WAY. 208 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:35,695 JUST TRYIN' TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, GORGEOUS. 209 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,350 Rock 'N Roll: THAT DUDE'S CRAZY! 210 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:42,919 Duke: NO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE'S GOT IN MIND. 211 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,229 THAT'S IT, BABY. COME TO PAPA. 212 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:57,281 [ CHUCKLES ] HE'LL SETTLE DOWN ONCE HE'S HAD HIS MUD BATH. 213 00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:00,850 Rock 'N Roll: I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO STOP HIM MY WAY. 214 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,417 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 215 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,899 AND KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT FOR MORE COBRA TRAPS. 216 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,904 AH, THE SENSORS INDICATE 217 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,646 THAT OUR LASER TRAP HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. 218 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,609 BEHOLD, ZARTAN -- 219 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,961 THE SMOLDERING FINISH OF OUR ENEMIES. 220 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,181 Zartan: [ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AGAIN, COMMANDER. 221 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:15,142 UGH! THEY MUST LEAD CHARMED LIVES! 222 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:19,668 BUT THEIR GOOD FORTUNE COMES TO AN END NOW! 223 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,107 [ GROWLING ] 224 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:29,199 STRIPED HYENAS -- VERY DEADLY. 225 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,028 MY COMPLIMENTS, COBRA COMMANDER. 226 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,247 Cobra Commander: THANK YOU. 227 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,641 NOW, LET'S CHECK ON DR. SHAKUR'S PROGRESS. 228 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,819 COME, WE'LL LEAVE MY PETS TO EAT IN PEACE. 229 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,562 [ CRACKLING ] 230 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,570 [ HYENAS BARKING ] WHAT'S THAT? 231 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,877 HYENAS, AND THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL. 232 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,836 I'M READY FOR 'EM. 233 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,839 IF YOU STOP TO BLOW ONE AWAY, THREE MORE WILL TEAR YOU DOWN. 234 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,057 WE HAVE TO LOSE 'EM. 235 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,190 I'LL COVER US. LET'S MOVE IT. 236 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,717 [ BARKING ] 237 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,940 THERE'S A RIVER AHEAD! 238 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,724 WE'LL LOSE 'EM ON THE OTHER SIDE! 239 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,555 THIS WILL SCARE 'EM OFF. 240 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,426 COME ON! 241 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,167 RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SCARLETT! 242 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,430 AAH! 243 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,433 [ BARKING ] 244 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,592 [ BARKING ] 245 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,166 SNAKE EYES, WAIT! 246 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,998 SNAKE EYES, GO BACK! THAT'S AN ORDER! 247 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,840 I TOLD YOU TO GO BACK. 248 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,191 YOU DELIBERATELY DISOBEYED AN ORDER! 249 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:35,760 BUT...IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING, I WON'T, EITHER. 250 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,894 Copperhead: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 251 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,070 WELL, WELL. 252 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:46,815 IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A COUPLE OF G.I. JUNGLE RATS. 253 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:51,124 AND THE ONLY THING A RAT'S GOOD FOR IS TARGET PRACTICE. 254 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,387 READY, AIM... 255 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,345 Recondo: YO, JOE! 256 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:01,351 COME ON! LET'S JOIN THIS POOL PARTY! 257 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,986 MOVE IT, YOU SNAKES. 258 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,686 Duke: DON'T WORRY. 259 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,775 WE'RE JUST GONNA BORROW YOUR UNIFORMS 260 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,298 AND YOUR PILOT HERE 261 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,954 TO PAY A NICE LITTLE VISIT TO COBRA COMMANDER. 262 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,912 YOU ALL WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. 263 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,698 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE SNAKE 264 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,353 AND GET THIS TUB MOVIN'? 265 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,444 ADIóS! 266 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,489 Scarlett: HAVE A NICE WALK HOME! 267 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,712 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND PRETENDING TO BE OUR PRISONER. 268 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,149 IT'LL GIVE US A BETTER CHANCE OF SNEAKING IN. 269 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,068 Recondo: HOW MUCH FARTHER, POISON BREATH? 270 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:10,203 BOY, YOU'RE JUST ACHIN' TO GET BLOWN AWAY, AIN'T YOU, CHUMP? 271 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:14,859 WELL, THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE HERE WE ARE! 272 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,383 THANKS. 273 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,341 WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 274 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,742 WHAT HAPPENED TO COPPERHEAD? 275 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,832 SLEEPING SICKNESS. HE PICKED IT UP IN THE JUNGLE. 276 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,095 BE CAREFUL. IT'S CATCHING. 277 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,229 WELL, THEN, TAKE YOUR PRISONER AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY 278 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:39,058 BEFORE YOU CONTAMINATE THE WHOLE BASE! 279 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,329 Shh! 280 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,812 Dr. Shakur: PROJECT VULCAN IS FINISHED, MASTER. 281 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,424 EXCELLENT, DR. SHAKUR. 282 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,773 ONE MOMENT. 283 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,254 HOW DO WE KNOW THIS THING WILL WORK? 284 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,256 WE'LL TEST IT, OF COURSE. 285 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,084 ONCE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD 286 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,652 SEE A CITY REDUCED TO A FLAMING LAVA PIT, 287 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:12,352 THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO COBRA. 288 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:17,487 NOW, WHICH CITY SHALL WE USE AS OUR TEST SITE? 289 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:21,317 PARIS? NEW YORK? MOSCOW? 290 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,145 LOS ANGELES! 291 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,364 L.A.? 292 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,280 NO WAY SOME CREEP'S GONNA ACE MY HOMETOWN. 293 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,805 YOU SAID IT. LET'S STOMP THESE SNAKES NOW. 294 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,155 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 295 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,462 WHAT?! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 296 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,553 QUICKLY! WE'LL USE THE DOCTOR AS A SHIELD! 297 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,251 OH, NO, YOU DON'T, FREAK FACE! 298 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,473 THE LIGHT! 299 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,214 [ GROANS ] 300 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,999 OHH! 301 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,831 I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE! 302 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,317 THIS WAY, DOC! 303 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:07,233 Duke: AND NOW FOR THE BIG MAN HIMSELF! 304 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,756 Cobra Commander: FOOLS! 305 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,106 THIS ATTACK HAS GAINED YOU NOTHING! 306 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,935 I STILL CONTROL THE VULCAN MACHINE! 307 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:18,896 SURRENDER, OR THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES DIES NOW! 308 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:22,073 SURRENDER, MY GRANDMOTHER! 309 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,209 Cobra Commander: NO! 310 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,225 THE VULCAN MACHINE IS USING ITS REMAINING POWER 311 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,879 TO ACTIVATE LAVA UNDER THIS TEMPLE! 312 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,881 [ RUMBLING ] 313 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,274 Cobra Commander: RETREAT! 314 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,928 COBRA! 315 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:23,700 THE LIGHT! 316 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,312 AA-A-A-A-A-A-H! 317 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,798 HUH? 318 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,713 WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 319 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,280 SORRY, PAL. 320 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:43,546 WE'RE IN A HURRY, AND ALL THE DEAD WEIGHT HAS TO GO! 321 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,122 G.I. JOE WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. 322 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,386 I, COBRA COMMANDER, SWEAR IT! 323 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,181 AWESOME. 324 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,358 Wild Bill: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU SNAKES! 325 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,708 TAKE IT EASY, WILD BILL! IT'S US! 326 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,624 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE? 327 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:20,714 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU WRANGLERS HAD ME MIGHTY WORRIED. 328 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:24,413 WELL, FIRST WE DITCHED THE RHINO THAT WAS CHASING US. 329 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,503 AND THEN SNAKE EYES TRASHED A PACK OF HYENAS. 330 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,026 AND THEN AFTER THAT... 331 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,071 -HUH? -HUH? 332 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,377 I GET THE FEELIN' 333 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,293 THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WHOPPER OF A STORY. 334 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,078 Duke: WILD BILL, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. 335 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,950 ANYWAY, AFTER THE HYENA...